Aka what salty Lulu wants to and can say but logical and nice Lulu steps in and tells shady to shut the fuck up because it's rude as hell and shady Lulu is the only one finding it funny.
Read with caution.
"Oml she's so annoying"
Well so are you but I didn't say anything.
"I feel like everyone's attacking me"
Well they probably are but hey
that's none of my business.
"She's so mean to me"
I would say the shit she says to you and more if I could
"Oml I'm sOO ugly"
Yes. Yes you are.
"She' soOO pretty"
bitch she looks like an orange piece of rotten lettuce.
"Not to be racist but"
Shut the fuck up and light your skin on fire. Right now.
"No offense"
You should honestly just burn in hell because you're an ugly pice of worthlessness that no one likes anyway, no offense.
Still hurts doesn't it?
"Shut up"
Go die.
"I don't know what to do"
Well you've been saying that for the past month so it seems more like your plan is to just say that until someone else tells you how to not be an idiot.
"I don't want to be too mean"
DO IT MAKE THEM sUFFER
"He has a rough past, his father abused him"
Fuck him and his father. Boom.
"He just needs a little brightening up"
Well I'm not a fuckin flashlight.
"I'm already in a bad mood so don't make it worse"
Well I am to. So allow me to further piss you off since you want to be a bitch today.
*cough cough wHEEZE*
Okay that was a lot of salt I'm dieing over here.
But hEY those are just some salty ass comebacks I would say to people if I had no more soul. Yup.
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