Side Note: My friend is androgynous, meaning she's both male and female. So when talking about him, I'll switch the pronouns. I'll try to make it so it's not confusing, but she's androgynous and if you have a problem with that, you can get the fickity fackity fuck out of here. Also, Meghan is so cute, like holy heck. Bless this bean for being my best friend~ kimNamJoongi kimnamjoseok
"God dammit! Who used all the hot water?!" Shouted an angry voice from the bathroom.
Meghan peeled her eyes open. He groaned as the sunlight filtered through the white curtains that belonged to the hotel they were staying at.
"Oliver, you little shit. Why'd you wake me up so early," the boy mumbled, exhausted.
Oliver peeked his head around the corner and glanced at his friend. "Sorry, but some jack ass decided it was cool to turn off the hot water," Oliver exclaimed, pissed.
"There, there. No need to get yourself worked up. We can call the front desk later, okay? For now, change into some clothes."
"Yes, Dadddddddd~" Oliver jokingly replied.
Meghan slid herself out of the bed. She walked towards her luggage before picking out a random item of clothing. She quickly changed into the flannel and jeans before sliding into her shoes.
"You ready, Ollolipapi?"
"Almost!"
"Jeez, I swear you're like a twelve year old!"
"Hey! Take that back!"
Oliver came barreling in and aggressively slammed into Meghan, sending him flying towards the bed. Oliver was wearing a loose pair of sweat pants in which their boxers showed, and no shirt. Meghan mentally smiled, knowing her friend was finally happy with himself.
"You little shit, you could've killed me!" Meghan exclaimed, setting her hand on her chest.
"Yes, because the bed can kill you," Oliver replied sarcastically.
"Why you..." Meghan inched forward before jumping onto the older boy, sending them plummeting towards the ground.
"Ahhhhh, assault, assault!" Shouted Oliver. "A pepper, a pepper," the weird ass boy said again.
"Ollie! They're actually going to think you're being murdered!" Meghan scolded, swatting Oliver in the head.
A series of hard knocks came from the door and Meghan quickly scrambled to open it. When she did, she had to bite her lip to refrain from laughing.
"May I help you sir?" Meghan asked politely.
Oliver came and peeked over Meghan's shoulder. Sure enough, there was a security guard there.
"Someone complained to hear screaming in this room. Is everything alright?"
Oliver couldn't help but giggle from behind the younger female. Meghan turned around and gave Oliver "the look" before turning back around and smiling at the guard.
"Everything is quite alright, my friend is just being a dumbass."
The security guard didn't ask any further questions and left. Meghan grabbed the older boy before chucking him to the sofa.
"You little shit, you got us in trouble!" Meghan yelled while laughing.
"I'm sorryyyyy, Mommmmmmm!"
"Yeah, you damn right better be sorry, I don't want to be the one paying for the fine when we get the cops called on us," Meghan sassed.
"But seriously, how do we keep getting into these situations?" Oliver asked, scratching the back of his neck.
"Eleven years of friendship and I still don't know," Meghan replied thoughtfully.
"I'm blaming you. You're the trouble maker after all~" Oliver teased.
Meghan laughed, "says the one who just got security called on us."
"It's not my fault the child of Aphrodite was sitting her pampered ass on me," Ollie said pouting.
"Me? A child of Aphrodite? You must be high..." Meghan said laughing.
Oliver pouted even more, crossing his arms defensively. "Yeah, you're right! You're no child of Aphrodite! You're too handsome to be a child of Aphrodite! You must be Aphrodite herself!" Ollie screamed, plopping onto the floor childishly.
"Damn boy, if I knew any better, I'd say you were indirectly saying I was beautiful," Meghan joked.
"I will sit on you..."
"Kinky," Meghan teased, winking playfully. "Now let's head out before they think we're trying to hide the body or some shit..."
"Alright, let's go!"
"Well, don't forget to put a shirt on, idiot!"
"Rudeeeeeeeee," Oliver replied while tugging on a white V-neck.
The song Spring Day by BTS could be heard in the distance as the two friends left the hotel room, arms linked. And they left to a different place to cause havoc and mass destruction with Ollie's annoying and mischievous nature.
The End~
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For My Friend :)
Hayran KurguThese are a compilation of one shots for the bestest friend ever. She always makes me smile and I want her to enjoy these small stories as a favor in return for always being by my side. :')
