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A scientist tells a potato that she is, in fact, not a potato, and things escalate quickly.

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Scientist

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by P-h-i-l

by P-h-i-l

Dear Fangirl61322,

We understand that you are upset at this new information. But, your parents were lying. No human is a potato. Your father and your mother were not, and are not, potatoes. We know that you are in the stage of denial currently, but do not worry you will get through this.

Sincerely,

The (HUMAN) Scientists at somethin somethin somethin University.