Dear Fangirl61322,
At this point, we have a full SWAT team on their way out to your house to escort you to a highly guarded prison. Please await their arrival and just go with it.
Sincerely,
The (HUMAN) Scientists at somethin somethin somethin University.
P.S.- Dan from our team says you need to chill.
YOU ARE READING
Potato
RandomA scientist tells a potato that she is, in fact, not a potato, and things escalate quickly.