Dear Fangirl61322,
We understand that you may want us to have "death by tofu", but currently our tofu stock is limited and we can not afford to waste it with our deaths. Also, we do not want to die. We also have not assumed your gender. Your parents, (who are not potatoes), sent in all of your information. We have nothing to assume about you. You are a human teenage girl who is not a potato.
Sincerely,
The (HUMAN) Scientists at somethin somethin somethin University.
P.S. - We have included a picture of our brains to prove that we, in fact, do not have "peas for brains."
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Potato
RandomA scientist tells a potato that she is, in fact, not a potato, and things escalate quickly.
