Dear scientists with peas for brains:
Once again, you have INSULTED ME. you are so lucky that i do not cut off your supply of pototas for the REST OF YUR LIFE. AND you assume my gender THATS NOT OK altho icecream is gud. This is NAUGHT a tuff time, and i am KNOT going through a phase. This is who i reallly am!! If you dont respect my life coices to accpet myself, i must polietly ask you to go hit your heado n the corner of tofu and DIE.......... Stop takling to me potota hatr, BACK OFF.
Ps your a FALSIE like those false nails i hope you fall off FUREVER
Not so sincerly
A TRU POTATO GIRL
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Potato
RandomA scientist tells a potato that she is, in fact, not a potato, and things escalate quickly.
