Dear Fangirl61322,
Dan took your comment as a death threat and currently is in the process of filing a restraining order. Please just make everything easier and go to jail. You also can't "swat" a SWAT team, that's not how it works.
Sincerely,
The (HUMAN) Scientists at somethin somethin somethin University.
YOU ARE READING
Potato
RandomA scientist tells a potato that she is, in fact, not a potato, and things escalate quickly.