DEER PURPLES WHOO KNEAD TWO DYE
I can spell. And dan will dye. I have an arsenal of sharpened karrots that are perfect for stabbing. I have tested them on the pea-poles that were guarding dan at the safe place. And, since i am a humble potota, i was able to slip inside the vents and i am now currently unscrewing the great above dans head. Say goodbye too dan.
Sincerly
A not-murderous potato
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RandomA scientist tells a potato that she is, in fact, not a potato, and things escalate quickly.