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Potato

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A scientist tells a potato that she is, in fact, not a potato, and things escalate quickly.

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Scientist

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by P-h-i-l

by P-h-i-l

Dear Fangirl61322,

This has gone on for too long. You obviously need some professional help. We are willing to offer this for you at a discount considering you have no parents and no job. We are going to cut off our emailing with you, it has resulted in too many casualties. We have sent multiple SWAT teams and even the National Guard to take care of you. Goodbye, and have fun in jail.

Sincerely,

The (HUMAN) Scientists at somethin somethin somethin University.