Dear Fangirl61322,
We actually have spoken with your parents. We talked to them before you "ate them". Because of this newfound information about your cannibalism, we are required by law to send you to jail. Please await further information about your arrest. We hope you do not take this personally, but it is against the law to eat other humans. Do not try to argue your way out of this by stating that they, and you, are potatoes.
Sincerely,
The (HUMAN) Scientists at somethin somethin somethin University.
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Potato
De TodoA scientist tells a potato that she is, in fact, not a potato, and things escalate quickly.
