Dear Fangirl61322,
Dan is currently not inside his house, but in a safe place where no one can hurt him. You have traumatized Dan. Please just wait for the SWAT team to arrive and stop threatening Dan.
Sincerely,
The (HUMAN) Scientists at somethin somethin somethin University.
P.S.- No, you can not spell.
YOU ARE READING
Potato
RandomA scientist tells a potato that she is, in fact, not a potato, and things escalate quickly.