ChApTeR tWeNtY-nInE

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Dipper's POV

I didn't understand any of this. I have no idea where the babies are coming from. I don't even understand half of the words Mabel is using.

My stomach knotted up again. I felt Bill rub my stomach trying to make me feel better, but truthfully it didn't help.

"Bill," I whined, as another contraction set in.

"It's almost time!" Mabel squealed beside me.

"You're gonna handle this right Shooting Star?" Bill questioned raising an eyebrow.

"Of course! I can't let you two idiots handle it by yourselves."

"Gee thanks Mabel," I laughed.

"Wait wait wait! If I'm a guy... where are these babies even coming from?" I asked worried.

"Well.. I'd never thought of that," Bill said looking down there.

I kicked his face with my hoof leaving a big red mark. Oops!

"Sorry sorry sorry!" I squeaked.

Bill shook it off and said," you're still a guy."

Another contraction set in. If I wasn't laying on the couch I'm sure I would have fallen over. My stomach clenched again. Each time the pain was worse than the pain before. 

"How the hell is he supposed to have the twins then?!" Mabel yelled, "seriously Bill you thought nothing through.

I let out a round of quiet curses, as another contraction squeezed my stomach.

"Did you just call me an ugly ass dorito?"

"Um.. n-"

I squeezed my mouth shut, trying to bite away the pain. It didn't help at all.

"Dipper you need to breathe! Bill I only know of one other way to have a baby!"

I tried the breathing thing, as Bill and Mabel whispered to one another. What are they talking about? I tried to listen, but they were already finished before I could hear what it was they were saying.

"Sorry Pine Tree," Bill said quietly.

"Sorry what?"

A large knife popped up in Bill's hand along with some other cruel looking tools beside him. My eyes widened slightly.

"Bill what are you doing?" I asked a little worried.

Bill didn't answer. He only looked at me apologetically. He lowered the knife to my stomach, placing it just about my baby bump.

"NOPE! I can't do this! I've never helped anyone give birth before! I don't know what I'm doing!"

Bill threw the knife across the room. It landed in the far wall next to the fireplace. I sighed deeply. I thought he was going to cut my stomach open! Holy crap.

"I was. Apparently that's how some babies are born." He said eyeing Mabel suspiciously.

"Then what are you going to do?" Mabel asked.

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