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Bill's POV

"Pine Tree just let me explain, already! I know you're scared and probably very emotionally confused but-"

Pine Tree's legs fell out from under him before he crashed to the ground. I caught him mid fall, not allowing him to clash with the wooden porch.

"Oh gosh I broke him," I muttered carrying him inside.

"Bill what did you do to Dipper?!" Shooting Star yelled, sitting in her little kiddie pool.

"Um.. well I tried to explain it to him and he kind of just fainted?"

I laid Pine Tree on the couch and snapped my fingers. A wet cloth appeared beside me. Using it I rubbed Pine Tree's forehead.

"What are you doing?" Shooting Star asked skeptically.

"Trying to cool him down. I read somewhere that this helps."

"Oh alright."

I continued rubbing the cold wet cloth on his head, hoping he'd come to. He slowly awoke revealing his beautiful brown eyes.

"Hey Pine Tree," I said grinning.

"Oh gosh Bill I had the weirdest dream. Somehow I was pregnant and I was freaking out."

"Yeah about that..."

"Wait you mean that wasn't a dream?!" He grabbed his stomach feeling the small baby bump he had.

"Listen I really need to explain this to you before you freak out again," I said watching him closely," firstly, I made you pregnant. Secondly, I have no idea how you are going to have the baby, but we will see when the time comes. And thirdly, you said you wanted to start a family, so I helped you out a bit."

"I didn't ask to be pregnant!" He yelled sitting up," I didn't want to be the mother!"

"Well technically you are still a man so-"

"Then where the hell is the baby growing?!" He screamed looking at his stomach again.

"A makeshift uterus?" I said as more of a question than an answer.

"When is it due?"

"First of all, they are not an 'it' and secondly probably in 5 months."

"THEY?!" Both Shooting Star and Pine Tree screamed at the same time.

"BILL! HOW MANY ARE THERE?!"

"Two," I said letting a smile creep onto my face.

Pine Tree began rubbing his temples. His feet were thumping against the ground vigorously. I grabbed his hand and held it tightly.

"Pine Tree, don't worry. We can do it. We can be great parents."

"We?! Bill you never even asked me! I didn't want this!"

Pine Tree ran out the still open door leaving Shooting Star and I sitting alone.

What had I done? I tried to make a family. I thought he'd be happy, but I only made our relationship worse.

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