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Annoying shit: I think I'm going to jail

You: why?

Annoying shit: because I hit a police car

Annoying shit: I was thinking about you

You: 😂😂

Annoying shit: it's not funny

Annoying shit: will you bail me out?

You: Nah you'll do good in jail

Annoying shit: but I look bad in orange 😭

Annoying shit: ok no I don't but I don't want to go to jail 😭

You: welp

You: I'll pray for you

Annoying shit: can you do something for me before I go?

You: what?

Annoying shit: send nudes

You: Fuck off

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