Fuck off >>>Dinah/You

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Meanie: how do you know Dinah?

You: look who came crawling back😏

Meanie: 🙄🙄 just answer the question

You: Idk if I should tell you

You: you are a real bitch

Meanie: ok well goodbye

You: WAIT NO I'LL TELL YOU

Meanie: that's what I thought😏

You: shut up 🙄

You: Dinah is my girlfriend that's how I know her

Meanie: 😂😂😂😂 you're lying right?

You: why would I lie

Meanie: because Dinah isn't gay 😂

You: apparently she is if she's dating me 🙄

Meanie: ok well how did you guys meet?

You: well we didn't exactly meet in person

You: it all started a few months back

Meanie: just do long story short

You: one day I was in my room about to use my vibrator bc I was hella horny when I got a text from an unknown number

Meanie: Vibrator?

You: yeah a vibrator I get horny a lot

Meanie: oh?

Meanie: I didn't want to know that but you don't have to tell a whole story just a one word statement would be nice

You: where's the fun in that?

Meanie: 🤦‍♂️😤

You: I looked at it and it said In quote: hey I think you're really cool I like you a lot maybe we can hang out or something

Meanie: wow really clever

You: I replied with in quote: FUCK OFF

Meanie: why?

You: bc I wanted to masterbate not communicate

You: and besides I thought she was a 12 year old trying to get nudes for the first time

Meanie: wow

Meanie: I'm not believing none of this

You: you don't have too

You: I'm not going to make you believe it

Meanie: what is she doing now?

You: why?

Meanie: I just want to know

You: I have to go

Meanie: why?

You: she doesn't know that I'm talking to you and she just walked in

Meanie: oh