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Wife💍: guys you're not going to believe what y/n got me for my birthday

Als🌝:what?

Gay knight🌚: I hope it's the rest of my money

Goddess👑: ???

You: 😅

Wife💍:

Wife💍: 😤😤

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Wife💍: 😤😤

You: you are really ungrateful 🙄 I could've kept them for myself

Als🌝: omg you're so lucky 😭 I want all of them

Wife💍: you can have them

You: wow I can't believe I spent all my money on you today

Goddess👑: how much money did you have? $5

Gay knight🌚 has left the chat

You: well I got more stuff for Dinah she's being impatient 🙄

You: and why did that green eyes leave?

Als🌝: 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

Wife💍: I want to go home and lay down I've been up since 9am I'm sleepy

You: I got cake

Wife💍: REALLY!!!

You: yeah

You:

Goddess👑: well that's extra

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Goddess👑: well that's extra

You: I needed a cake that is extra like Dinah

Wife💍: njuyljudfr

Wife💍: I love it 😭

Als🌝: wait are you guys not with each other?

Wife💍: I'm with Jasmine

You: she took her off my hands

Als🌝: why?

You: bc I had a lot to do today duh 🙄

Als🌝: why?

You: bc

Als🌝: why?

You: ALKY YOU KNOW WHY

Als🌝: who the hell is alky?

You: autocorrect 🤦🏽‍♀️

Als🌝: honey that's not even a word 🤔

You: 😤😤😤

You has left the chat

Wife💍: look what you did ally 😤

Als🌝: 🚪 🏃 💨

Als🌝 has left the chat

Goddess👑: looks like it just you and me 😏😏

Wife💍: 🙄🙄

Wife💍 has left the chat

Goddess👑: ig not 😭

My parents are low key homophobic 🙄🙄

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