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Wife💍: I hope you locked that the door to get fucking dressed and not to get back In bed.

You: omg Dinah leave me alone 😫 I'm sleepy 😭

Wife💍: and who fault is that?

You: yours actually 🤔

Wife💍: I went to sleep before you

You: yeah but you kept kicking me, and laying on top of me how do you expect me to sleep with your leg across my face?

Wife💍: oh right sorry 😅

Wife💍: NOW GET UP WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE

You: let's talk about how your birthday is tomorrow 🙃

Wife💍: I would love too but we don't have time

Wife💍: please hurry up I don't want to be late

You: fine I'm getting up now

Wife💍: 😘

You:🖕🏽

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