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You: CONGRATULATIONS YOU BEAT TEEN PREGNANCY 🙌🏽🙌🏽

Wife💍: where are you? 😂

You: I had to go to the store

Wife💍: I was supposed to wake up with you in the bed 😭 I hate waking up by myself on my birthday

You: I'm sorry 😭

You: but get up and get dressed we're going out 🤘🏽

Wife💍: where?

You: NO MORE QUESTIONS GET UP

Wife💍: I only asked one question? 🤔

You: GET UPPPPP

Wife💍: alright I'm getting up chill

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