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You: can I come over?

Gay knight🌚: 😂😂😂 No

You: please I'm bored

Gay knight🌚: ok and?

You: I'm already standing outside your door

You: I met your mom she's really nice your dad scares me a little but your family seems cool

Gay knight🌚: YOU'RE IN MY HOUSE

You: is there a problem

Gay knight🌚: yeah. I don't like you

You: what did I do for you not to like me 😭

Gay knight🌚: you did a lot

You: wanna talk about it 🙃

Gay knight🌚: no leave

You: I'm coming in

Gay knight🌚: I'm naked

You: ew why are you texting me naked

Gay knight: I just got out the shower 🙄

You: you were going to send nudes 😏

Gay knight🌚: you're giving me more reasons not to like you

You: sorry let's talk about it

You: over wine and ice cream

Gay knight🌚: what kind of ice cream?

You: vanilla?

Gay knight🌚: wine and vanilla ice cream is so good

Gay knight🌚: get your ass in here

You: YAY!!!

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