Wifey💍💋: before you meet her you have to promise me something
You: what?
Wifey💍💋: promise me you won't go all Floyd Mayweather on her
You: I'm not promising shit
Wifey💍💋: she's fragile one hit and you'll break a bone
Wifey💍💋: your hits hurt like shit
You: can I at least push her?
Wifey💍💋: no
You: kick her?
Wifey💍💋: no
You: throw a bat at her I have one in my closet you know
Wifey💍💋: NO
Wifey💍💋: YOU WILL KEEP ALL HANDS AND FEET AND OTHER OBJECTS TO YOURSELF
You: 🙄 right
Wifey💍💋: promise me
You: 😕
Wifey💍💋: repeat after me
You: 🙄
Wifey💍💋: I Y/n promise to keep my hands and feet and other objects to myself
You: what are we? In kindergarten
Wifey💍💋: Y/N
You: fine🙄
You: I Y/n promise to keep my hands and feet and other objects to myself
You: happy now?
Wifey💍💋: yes 😘
YOU ARE READING
Fuck off >>>Dinah/You
FanfictionUnknown: Hey I think you're really cool I like you a lot maybe we can hang out or something You: Fuck off (Non-G!p) (GxG) (13+) (Completed) (Under Editing) (Cover made by @Turtleregui)
