EDDSWORLD ONE SHOTS!

MattEdd ~ Fluffy smut

"Want anything to drink?" Matt jumped hearing his boyfriend talk from behind the couch, looking back at him with a nervous laugh.
"Sure yes right! I'll just have a um... A water please." Matt responds, but was quick to look away and start flipping through the channels like he was before. Though he wasn't paying too much attention to the channels he was flipping through.
Edd blinked at the odd way Matt had reacted to simple question, but nonetheless turned to get a cola and water from the kitchen. "Uh... Okay?You've been jumpy all day, is something wrong?"
"Nope! Everything is fantastic, just the peachiest!"
"... If you say so."
Soon enough Edd came back and sat down besides Matt, handing him the glass of water before cracking open is own can of cola. Matt took the water and thanked him quietly. "What're you watching?"
"Nothing."
The television spoke up almost on cue, saying "We now return to 'Nothing!' "
"... Oh." Edd scratches his head at the strange show that started to play. It wasn't all that interesting at all. No plot, no climax or characters. Just... Nothing. Edd took a sip of his soda before noticing Matt's fingers anxiously tapping on the couch and his expression that seemed to indicate he was staring into space. The shorter male clears his throat and speaks up again.

"Uh, Matt? Why are we watching... nothing?"
"Were we watching nothing? Whoops hardly noticed silly me!"
"It's a blank screen, love. And you just told me that you're watching  'Nothing.' "
Edd sighed and placed his cola down on the coffee table, turning to his boyfriend.
"I know something's wrong, are you hiding something? ... Is this about the bathroom mirror? I told you those markers were made for writing on surfaces like mirrors, it came off easy."
Edd may or may not have taken a marker and drawn a silly mustache and unibrow on it, so when Matt looked in the mirror in the morning he'd see that and think his actual face was hideous. God did it work, Matt screamed! Oh Eddy boy you prankster.

Matt simply scoffed, looking unamused. "That prank was awful, and isn't worth getting upset over! It's just..." The ginger's voice trailed off into a mumble, and he took a sip of water to mumble it more.
"It's just... what exactly?"
Matt only responded with the gurgling sounds of him talking with water in his mouth.
"Matt!"
"Damn it Edd! I can't tell you, you're going to think I'm weird!"
"Matt, your room is filled with pictures of yourself, mirrors, and a water fountain slash statue of yourself. Even a shine you dedicated to yourself! Weird. Your self praising isn't at a healthy level anymore. But I love you enough to tell you the truth without too much sugar coating. Whatever it is you have to tell me can't be more weird than that. Now," Edd put a hand on Matt's shoulder and gave him a comforting smile. "what's troubling you?"
"I..." Matt frowned, listening to what Edd had to say before taking a deep breath and suddenly blurting out. "I think we should have sex!!" He slapped a hand over his mouth, and felt his face heat up at what he just said. "Oh no oh no oh no I'm sorry that was stupid of me to say, I just think we've been dating for such a long time and all we've ever done is make out so far in the relationship but I want to make you feel good and try new things but I'm terrified oh Lord alrighty please don't think any different of me I'm not perverted I swear!!-- Are you laughing?!" Matt spoke really fast, but was interrupted by a laugh from Edd.

Edd had a hand over his mouth, looking away from the red-faced Matt. "Hehehe! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! That was just really cute how you were so worked up and nervous about saying... that!" The brunette snorts and finally stopped his laughter, bringing an arm over to take Matt's hand in his own. "Heh... Relax. I think it's a fine idea, we can try. We don't have to go all the way today. Let's just go with the flow and see where it takes us alright? You shouldn't be afraid to ask me something like this, you trust me don't you?"

Matt was astonished by how casual Edd was about this, his cheeks still dusted a light red. "Of course, more than anyone! But um... Okay, sure let's try that... Going with the flow. Sounds easy enough." He grips the other's hand slightly and gave a shy smile. "I'm just pretty nervous is all, hehe.."
Edd shook his head no, taking the other's hand up to kiss the back. "Don't worry, you're fine. ... Hold on, did you want to discuss kinks at all? So there's no surprises." He chuckled to see Matt already getting flustered one again over the mention of kinks.
"K-Kinks? Oh yes yes right... Well I think I'm um, pretty vanilla? And... I really like praise..." Matt mumbled out the last sentence and looked away, causing Edd to snicker. "Ah I see, that makes sense I guess. I don't know about my kinks, I'll be fine with anything as long as it's not anything too extreme like whipping or like, bathroom kinks."
"Bathroom kinks?"
"Yes. Don't look that up."
"Oh golly alright."
The two sat in silence for a brief moment, not knowing what to say. Edd decided to speak again with his eyes meeting Matt's gaze.
"... Were you looking to try it now?"
"Now?! Oh! S-Sure if you want to.."
"As I always say, now or never."
"Hey, you never say that."
"Just did."
Matt scoffs, then moved to stand up while still holding the others hand.
"Shall I escort you to the bedroom my dear?"
Edd snorts and stood up after him.
"I'd be delighted."