Chapter 38 - What do you get with 4 tired sexicans?

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~~Mike's POV~~

"So wait... What now? I wasn't listening." Jaime asked, shaking his head to, I'm assuming, clear whatever thoughts have had him spacing today.

"Dude, are you on drugs? You've been zoning out like that all day." Tony laughed, Vic and I chuckled along.

"Yeah Tone, I'm high on life man." Hime answered in a mock stoner voice, chuckling afterwards.

The girls left about an hour ago. Not gonna lie, I'm going to miss Bee. She's nuts but she's good company. She's also funnier than Hime, but don't tell him I said that.

"I said, Jace isn't coming on tour with us. She decided now is as good of time as any to go back to Alaska since she could just fly back with Bee." I inform for the second time. "That's why she wanted to take a walk earlier. She said that her and I were the 'least close' out of all of us and that she didn't feel as bad telling me the bad news so I could pass it on."

"Well, that blows." Vic sighs sadly. They're like best friends so I get it.

"Yeah. That totally Vic's." Jaime agrees, shaking his head earning confused looks from the rest of us.

"What?" Tone and I ask.

"It Vic's. Get it? Cuz he's a blow queen?" Hime informs like it's just so obvious. Tone and I burst into laughter.

"Oh my god. I hate you." Vic chuckles, punching the hedgehog softly in the shoulder.

"No, you don't." He states confidently. "Anyways, I'm glad she gets to spend more time with Beezy. They seemed really close."

"That's true. Oh well. We will just have to kidnap her for the next tour." Vic states with a small smirk.

"Yes! I'm in. Question authority and disrespect your surroundings!" I agree with the same smirk and give Vic a crisp high five.

"Okay, not actually kidnap her." Jaime giggles, making us frown dramatically.

"Is it kidnap if she goes willingly?" Tony poses, lightly tapping his chin with his index finger.

"How did we get here guys?" Jaime giggles again, running his hands through his hair and shaking his head slightly.

"Honestly? I don't know. We're probably all on drugs. I know Mike is." Tony shrugs, smirking toward me at the end.

"Bitch." I shot.

"Cunt." He retorts.

"Can you not?" I huff playfully.

"Fight me." Oh, so homie wants to play?

"Bite me." I shot back. I think I got him now.

"Lick me." He smirked with a wink, taking me totally off guard. Sauce from Tone is not common.

"Wait, what?" I shake my head as Vic and Jaime's laughter fills the air around us.

"I don't know. I'm tired. It's been a long ass day. Let's get some sleep, yeah? Lots of driving happening tomorrow. My bunk beckons me." Tone shrugs, yawning a little.

"Your bunk beckons me too." I yawn back.

"What?"

"Cuddle me Tone-Bone." I whine.

"Hmmm... Let me think about it." He hums, fighting back a smile. Even sleepy Tony can be a little bitch sometimes.

"Why do you hate me?" I whine, pushing my bottom lip out in a melodramatic pout.

"I don't! Of course, I'll cuddle you." I smile widely at him. "But no funny business." He adds.

"I don't know... I heard you say butt." I reason.

"Fucking infant." He spat playfully, rolling his eyes.

"Tony, that's disgusting. You shouldn't fuck infants." I scrunch my nose and shake my head in a disapproving manner.

"Ag. You're right. I do hate you." He groans in response, rolling his eyes. If he keeps doing that, he's gonna get a headache.

"HE LIED!" I shouted confidently.

Jaime and Vic were nearly in tears at our antics. I don't blame them. I'm fucking hilarious. Tony and I chuckled lightly before getting up from our positions at the table and heading toward the bunks.

"Hey assholes! We want goodnight kisses." Vic shouted, crossing his arms like a 6-year-old, his eyebrows furrowed.

"Yeah, come back." Jaime whined, making grabby hands at us, a small pout on his pink lips. Tired Jaime is seriously so cute. He giggles and whines like a child. It's adorable.

"Of course." I stated, grabbing my turtle's hand and leading him back over to our other halves. "How could we possibly forget?"

I gave Jaime a sweet kiss goodnight while Tony did the same for Vic. We then switched, me giving Vic the same sweet goodnight kiss I had just given Jaime, Tone following suit.

"I love you three, very much." Jaime informs with a small smile.

What a goldfish. But we all are.

"Same." Vic jokes, earning an eyeroll from me and Tone and a light smack on the arm from Hime.

"I love you guys too." He laughs.

"I love you. I love you. I love you." Tony says, pointing to each of us as he does.

"I love you turtle, Viccy, hedgehog." I state strongly. 'I love you' can't even begin to describe how much these three mean to me.

"You just had to one up me with the names." Tony rolls his eyes playfully. Seriously, you're going to induce a head ache baby.

"Oh, shush little turtle. Let's go cuddle." I state excitedly, pulling him toward his bunk.

Once there, I crawl in first, getting comfortable and holding my arms open with a toothy grin plastered on my lips.

Tony giggles before climbing into my arms, his back rested against my chest. He pulls the blanket over us as I nuzzle my face into the back of his neck, kissing it softly.

"Mikey, no funny business." He reminds tiredly with a light giggle.

"I'm not... Just... I love you so fucking much. Cute little spoon." I whisper, kissing his neck lightly before sighing deeply. He giggles again and I swear if he keeps doing that, my heart will explode.

"I love you too. Cute giraffe." He mumbles. Seconds later, I hear and feel his breathing even out.

Aw, he fell asleep. He's so adorable.

I nuzzle into his neck and pull him just a little closer, the warmth from his body pressed against mine making me feel so loved and safe.

I smile to myself thinking about how lucky I am before I, too, start to doze off into sleep.

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A/N: ummm so .. I think ima end this after next chapter and then make a sequel. This is getting kinda long...

Not that anyone actually reads my damn notes.

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