The Way It Is (A Pierce the Veil Fanfic) *EDITING*

Chapter 26 - Round up the boys

~~Mike's POV~~

Hi there readers! Or um... The fuck does she call you? Chodies? What the fuck is a chode?

Author: A chode is a like a dick but a chodie is like a cute dick.

Hahaha oh my god. That's a horrible name.

Author: Jaime likes it so. Fuck you, Michael.

Right... Anyways, I've got a little time to just sit and talk to you guys. I realize that I haven't talked to you guys since... Well, it's been a long ass time. A lot has happened. So, I guess let's start with the fight. The worst fight in the history of fights.

I understand that many of you are probably still angry with me. I fucked up. I felt like absolute trash for months after I cheated. It still makes me feel like trash to think about... But I can assure you that will never ever happen again and I regret that it ever happened. I've been trying my hardest to make it up to them. As far as I can tell, we're on pretty good terms right now.

This is probably much more than I deserve.

Since Tony and I... Reconnected, after his outburst with Jace-

Author: lol Reconnected? XD Yeah, reconnected your dick into his-

CAN YOU NOT?!

As I was saying, since that day, things have just been getting better. Vic and I had been doing little cute things to make it up to them but they told us to stop. Jaime said it was just reminding him of it more and Tony agreed. They wanted things to go back to normal and that's where we are at now.

Things with us are good. My fiancés and I are in a happy place. That's all I want.

We're currently on the bus headed to San Fran. Vic, Hime and Tone are in the bunks and I'm in the lounge. Tomorrow is our first show for Warped and I'm beyond excited. It's going to be so much fun. Not that it isn't always.

Warped has always been my favorite because that's where we get the most fan interaction. I love fans. They're (you're) all just so cool. Even though some of you are pretty fucking insane.

Lucky for me, I'm the drummer so I don't have to worry about any of you grabby handed children. Seriously, some of you guys are still practically babies! Vic gets it pretty bad. He's had his shirt ripped off before and is constantly having people grab at his dick.

Like no bitch, check yourself. That's ours.

Honestly, it's not just Vic though. All front men get it the worst. Ronnie, Andy and Kellin have had some of the craziest encounters. It's usually the same. Clothes getting ripped off or just getting molested by preteens. It's just so weird.

We're old. We're in our early 30's (some late 20's). Think about it. It's fuckin weird, right? I could be your parent. That's a scary thought. As if the touching and practical rape wasn't enough, the things you guys say... I just cringed so hard.

As excited as I am for Warped and to see all you crazy fuckers, I'm also extremely excited to see my friends. It's not like we get to hangout often. Warped is perfect. Literally all of our friends will be there this year. Even our boys in Bring Me The Horizon will be there. They just did a US tour back in spring and decided to extend their trip to attend Warped.

"Oh Viccy?" I sang. I hear some shuffling in the bunk area before he emerges.

"Yes, brother?" He mocks playfully, making me laugh a little as he sits across from me at the table.

"What's the plan for when we get there? It should only be like 5ish, right?" I question, earning a shrug.

"I don't know. I don't think that we have anything to do tonight as far as the tour. So just hang, I guess. But yeah, we should get there around 5." He answers.