(Au where Tom and Tord are married and live in a different house from Matt and Edd)
"Tord!" Tom called. "Come down for dinner. We're having homemade cheeseburgers."
"Coming!" Tord slid down the handrail of the stairs at the speed of light.
"What were you doing?" Tom asked as he put Tord's food on a plate.
"I was watching Hentai." Tord stated proudly.
Tom sighed. "Ew. But anyway, FOOD!" He said as he gave Tord his cheeseburger and sat down at the table.
Tord noticed the cheese was a different color from the usual.
"What kind of cheese is this?" Tord asked as he examined it.
"Havarti." (Did I spell that right?)
"I didn't."
"I said Havarti, not who farted, stupid."
"It sounds similar."
"I love you."
"I love you too."
(I actually modeled this oneshot after a true story that just happened to me so here ya go.)
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Fiksyen PeminatAh, the ceaseless collection of derivative adventures starring Thomas and Tord. Will be celebrating its third anniversary March 2020. ((NOT MY ART ALL CREDITS TO ARTIST))
