Dick's Sporting Goods

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Tom: 'Fart' isn't a real word! It's not in Webster's Dictionary!
Tord: then Webster is an old fart.

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Tord: *walks into Kictchen* WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA--
Tom: *throws everything within reach at Tord*

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Doctor: Keep your arm straight.
Tord: why can't my arm be gay?

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Tom: no homo bro
Tord: THOMAS WE ARE DATING

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Tord: Tom lemme smash
Tom: No Tord your dick is small
Tord: *flips table*

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Tord: What if I came out as straight
Tom: we're engaged. I would find it highly unlikely for you to come out as straight.
Tord: but what if--
Tom: WE'RE FUCKING ENGAGED

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Hello this was kind of rushed and it's just garbage in general ok
I may not be on much this month, I'm going on a bunch of different family vacations for most of this month so I may be inactive.
And I haven't posted a oneshot recently so here's this have a nice day the end goodbye

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