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Tom: 'Fart' isn't a real word! It's not in Webster's Dictionary!
Tord: then Webster is an old fart.
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Tord: *walks into Kictchen* WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA--
Tom: *throws everything within reach at Tord*
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Doctor: Keep your arm straight.
Tord: why can't my arm be gay?
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Tom: no homo bro
Tord: THOMAS WE ARE DATING
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Tord: Tom lemme smash
Tom: No Tord your dick is small
Tord: *flips table*
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Tord: What if I came out as straight
Tom: we're engaged. I would find it highly unlikely for you to come out as straight.
Tord: but what if--
Tom: WE'RE FUCKING ENGAGED
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Hello this was kind of rushed and it's just garbage in general ok
I may not be on much this month, I'm going on a bunch of different family vacations for most of this month so I may be inactive.
And I haven't posted a oneshot recently so here's this have a nice day the end goodbye
YOU ARE READING
TomTord oneshots
FanfictionAh, the ceaseless collection of derivative adventures starring Thomas and Tord. Will be celebrating its third anniversary March 2020. ((NOT MY ART ALL CREDITS TO ARTIST))
