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Tord's Party

YO YO YO THIS IS THE THING I FORGOT AND WAS ALL UPSET ABOUT READ THIS AMAZING SHIZ AND YOU'LL SEE WHY

Tord's POV

Ah! Good morning world and all who in habit--WAIT.

this is not how I usually wake up on a Saturday morning.

Usually, I'm in my bedroom, in my bed, and there is NOT a Tom sprawled out across me.

I looked up at the ceiling and blinked. Am I dreaming?

No. This is real. I am in Tom's room, and he is sleeping on me.

Wait...where are my clothes? Where are Tom's clothes?

Oh, they're over there on the floor. Okay.

WAIT.

WHY ARE MY CLOTHES ON THE FLOOR AND NOT ON MY BODY.

WHY IS THERE A--

OH GOD.

If things couldn't get any worse, my phone buzzed.

I picked it up from the nightstand with the hand Tom wasn't currently crushing with his body weight.

I checked the notifications.

One new notification from Instagram.

"Your post was taken down because it violated our community guidelines." I read quietly to myself, careful not to wake Tom up.

I swiped the notification to see what this was about.

"Your post was reported three times due to it containing--" I stopped after I read the next word.

And threw my phone across the room.

It crashed to the floor with a loud thud.

I remember what happened last night. I remember why I'm here. I remember why my clothes are over there. I remember why a naked Tom is sleeping on me.

Tom's eyes flickered open.

I jumped.

He jumped.

"I can explain!" I knew I couldn't explain.

"Why are-- why is-- where is-- what is my leg touching?"

"You don't want to know." I rolled my eyes.

"OH MY GOD."

"I know."

"EXPLAIN THIS."

"Well, remember that party I had last night?" I gave a shy smile.

It took a while for it to set in, but Tom finally got the message.

"WE DIDN'T--"

"Oh yes we did. And it's on Instagram."

"DEAR GOD."

"Never thought I'd fuck my enemy." I smiled.

Tom attempted to sit up. "Hey what makes you think I got--ohhhkay I believe you." He fell back into the pillow.

"Wanna see the pictures?" I gave a devilish grin.

"Ewww.......yes."

I crawled out of the bed and grabbed my phone from where it landed when I threw it.

I swiped through the camera roll, showing Tom every selfie of myself. It was just me, and you could see Tom's hair in a few of them.

Then there was a video.

"Oh my god." We said in unison.

"Glad I was drunk." Tom smiled.

"If I were you, I wouldn't be. You should have seen all of the Vodka you had last night. You're going to regret it when that massive hangover hits you." I looked at him.

"You weren't drunk?"

"Nope." I grinned.

"YOU'RE GROSS!!" He giggled a bit, so I'm guessing he's not mad?

"Hey, it's hard to stay away from a guy like you."

"If anyone asks, it was a one-time thing and we were both drunk. Deal?"

"Deal."

What Tom doesn't have to know is that I crossed my fingers behind my back.

"Now get out of my room before Edd and Matt get suspicious."

I sighed, quickly pulled on my clothes, and headed out of Tom's room.

That was probably the best one night stand I've ever had.

Tom's POV

Why am I wishing I wasn't drunk last night?

Now you know why I was upset.
This oneshot is garbage because I am tired but don't judge me ok
At least I got it done!
Honestly I can't believe I forgot about this whole idea.
But it came back to me so I'm okay!
Yayyyee!
I'm tired bye