TomTord oneshots

Virtual Sex

~Tom's POV~

"Tord, it's late," I groan into his shoulder. "Just put down the computer so we can go have sex or something."

"I'm almost finished with this chapter," Tord states, increasing his typing speed and keeping his eyes glued to the glowing screen.

I grunt and hit F1 on his MacBook repeatedly, turning the brightness all the way down.

"Tom, I swear," he sighs. "I'm in the middle of a really hot kiss scene between Brendon and Ryan at the moment and it would be nice if you wouldn't deliberately try to wreck my train of thought right now."

"Tord, you're a grown man writing about teenage boys kissing. This is unhealthy."

"Adam Silvera does it. and David Levithan."

"But their books are real. Not internet fanfics about members of a garbage band that supposedly dated for two seconds."

"TAKE THAT BACK! Panic! is NOT garbage."

"I will if you shut the laptop." I grin, but I'm pretty sure he can't see it due to the darkness of the room.

Tord shuts the Mac. "Now take it back." 

"Alright, I take it back."

"That's not how you do it. Do it properly."

"I'm not gonna speak backwards, Tord."

"Then just rearrange the words."

"Band...garbage...a is... disco the at Panic!"

"Good job." then he opens the laptop again.

"HUH-UH! Oh no, honey, you ain't gonna do that."

"Why not? You never said I had to keep it closed."

I sit there for a second, trying to come up with a good bribe to get him to close it again. When I get nothing, I say, "Alright, write something good so we can act it out later."

I watch Tord's eyes widen and in the dim glow of the computer I catch a little glint of something I can only define as a look of Tom-you're-definetly-bottoming-tonight.

"I'm Brendon." he says as he goes back to typing.

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(A/N: meep moop. I'm sorry I'm dragging other fandoms into this. I'll stop that. Unless people like it. Another thing: Ryden: yay or nay? Like, I ship it, but I'm not gonna run around screaming that they should get back together. 

I know I'm not gonna do any full-fledged fics for a little while. Just one-shots. The long fics are SO MUCH WORK! I have a life, y'know. 

But thank you to whoever is reading this and I can only hope that these new one shots are more enjoyable than my old ones.)