(Sorry I just had to do this)
Tom: I hate you
Tord: I love you too bby 😌
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Tord: YOU MAKE MY BALLS SO BLUEEEEE
Tom: what the fuck
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Tom: hey bab can get me some mor Smirnoff
Tord: I'm right next to you stupid
Tom: then why are you texting me
Tord: why are YOU texting me
Tom: because I need more Smirnoff
Tord: get it urself.
Tom: what is the point in having a boyfriend anymore
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Tom: STOP SMOKING ITS BAD
Tord: STOP DRINKING SMIRNOFF IT IS ALSO BAD
Tom: DIE
Tord: YOU DIE
Tom: we'll all die eventually.
Tord: NOT IF YOU DIE FIRST
Tom: THATS MEAN
Tord: what are we even doing
Tom: I am not sure. Die.
Tord: STOP
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*group chat oh no*
Edd: hi everyone!!! 😊😊😊
Matt: hi
Tom: hey
Tord: why is HE here
Tord: die Tom
Tom: DONT
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(Okaaaay this was horrible and cringey and I regret everything. BACK DO DOING WHAT I DO BEST: REGULAR ONEHSHOTS!! I will do the requests now yay)
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TomTord oneshots
FanfictionAh, the ceaseless collection of derivative adventures starring Thomas and Tord. Will be celebrating its third anniversary March 2020. ((NOT MY ART ALL CREDITS TO ARTIST))
