Liam: "Hey Li, do you want to eat a coyote?" You asked your very confused boyfriend. He was sitting at the kitchen table, reading the newspaper while drinking a mug of coffee which you had prepared for him. He gazed up at you, his eyebrows furrowed with a stiffened arm holding the ceramic he was going to take sip out of. "What?" he asked you shaking his head and looking at your expectant face.
Louis: You and Louis were in his car, travelling to Doncaster to visit his family over the weekend. "Lou, do you want to eat a coyote?" you randomly spoke up, tearing your eyes from the window to look at him. "Um, no thanks," he replied, slightly confused but trying to concentrate on the other cars circling around. "Oh come on, I know you want to!" you basically screamed into the car. Your hyperactivity was probably due to the litre bottle of coke you had stupidly downed earlier.
Harry: "Are you deranged?" Harry asked you while he started chuckling. You had fallen to the floor laughing and were trying not to piss on the carpet after you had witnessed Harry's reaction to your amazing question. He had at first said yes then what you had said processed in his brain, "wait, what!" he exclaimed afterwards.
Niall: You knew Niall liked food and that directioners always joked about his love for eating so you decided to tweet your boyfriend. @NiallOfficial for lunch do you want to eat a coyote with me? You didn't get a reply from him but he still came to lunch and questioned you.
Zayn: Zayn loves Macklemore as well as you and listens to his music all the time so knew exactly what you were talking about. However everyone else within a two metre radius looked at you like you were a retard. Zayn continued walking down the high street practically shouting, "Have you ever killed a coyote in the middle of a party, in the night, in the middle of a party. Brought it home and threw it on the carpet, sit and kill a coyote, I'm starving!" Receiving more and more questioning looks every second.
Listen to Castle by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis if you want to know what the fuck I'm talking about.
I think this one was even more random than the carrot preference.
I fink I'm going to start writing a fanfic so yeah it will probably be up in a few days, pretty please with dead Kendall on top can you go and read it for me xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :)
I started crying in the middle of McDonalds because I found a rumour about Harry leaving 1D and my mum thought someone had died ahah ;0)
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