LJs Wonderful Idea

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Somebody (Phantom) wanted to know what said idea was. So here it is: Ljs idea in writing format! Apologies for crappy writing lol.

Last time on RCS:

Gabriel: Oh, no. You're getting an idea, aren't you?

LJ: Yeah.

Gabriel: Is this idea gonna get me in trouble?

LJ: Maybe.

Gabriel: Is this idea gonna cause me physical pain?

LJ: Yeah, definitely.

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"You do know I'm in the middle of something right now?" Gabriel asked looking up from the unfortunate and very foolish teenager who she had caught moments earlier "Because, like, I don't think this dude wants to wait. The rats here can get pretty violent.." she got a look on her face and wrote down RATS and MEDIEVAL TORTURE on a notepad sitting on the end table beside her. The monochromatic clown tapped his foot on the rotting wood flooring "Yes, I know you're doing something but I just got this really good idea-" "You know it always turns to hell when you get an idea, right?"

LJ glared at her as she gathered a blowtorch and a metal pot "It does not!" Gabriel sighed "It sort of does. Do you remember the cheese whiz incident of 2012?" LJ decided to steer the conversation back on track "One: we don't talk about that, and two.." he leaned down and whispered something in the girl's ear as her grin spread into something that would make the Joker jealous. "Alright. I'm in, but just let me finish this first-" "There's no time we have to do it now!" he grabbed her shoulder and proceeded to teleport out of the room in a poof of black smoke, leaving Gabriel's would be victim alone and scared.

At the mansion,everything was peaceful. Mostly because Jeff was taking one of his two hour showers so nobody really had anything to fight about. But little did they know, two of the worst troublemakers were hatching a plan in the garden. Let's go check on them, shall we?

"Now, you go grab his knife and I'll get his sweatshirts." The clown giggled "Add in the boxers and some nail polish!" Gabriel nodded as they went to work. After a while, Jeff stormed into the living room in a towel holding up a practically-in-shreds pink sweatshirt still dripping with nail polish and glitter "WHO DID THIS?!"

As Jeff screamed in the living room, Gabriel and LJ had creeped into his room again to mess with more of his things. While LJ dropped a special concoction into Jeff's beer, giggling as he did so as Gabriel got to work eating through Jeff's "secret" candy collection. She coughed "Well..uh, whatever I just ate tasted exactly like blood." she coughed again. As she pulled her hand away, there was a small puddle of blood in her palm. She squinted at it and wiped her hand on her apron. The clown elbowed her I the shoulder "He's gonna be sooo pissed when he gets back!" speaking of Jeff, he had finished his rant and was walking back to his room. He slowly opened the door for dramatic effect and opened it to...

A messy room.Grumbling, he flopped onto his bed. His eyebrows showing his anger,he took a gulp of his beer. Walking over to the cabinet beside his bed "Oh for fuck's sake- who ate my fucking candy?!" he screamed into his pillow "Oh so, the sweatshirt wasn't enough they just had to mess with everything?!" LJ laughed "Oh yeah, he's pissed."Gabriel swatted at him, "Shut up, dumbass!" Jeff turned towards the closet door in curiosity and anger "What the hell.." he walked over and swung it open, revealing LJ hunched over with Gabriel covering his mouth trying to muffle his laughter. Gabriel lowered her eyes to Jeff's waist as she took her hand off of LJ's mouth, who had started screaming.

Gabriel realized what she was looking at and also started to scream. Jeff,not knowing what the hell was going on started to scream along with them.

Jane had heard it first. The sound of girly shrieking coming from the hallway. She took out her knife and got up to go check it out as BEN and Toby joined her, BEN armed with a butter knife and Toby with a hatchet. Lining up at Jeff's bedroom door, they kicked it open. It took about three minutes to realize what was going on. Jeff, standing stark naked in front of his closet which had LJ and Gabriel crammed into it. All three of them were screaming. Jeff turned around sharply as LJ poofed away in fear, accidentally leaving Gabriel there. The group of respondents at the door also started to yell in fear as Gabriel dashed out of the room.

(THE END. Hope u frickers liked it.)

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