Random Creepypasta Stuff

Things Said: Part 4

Slenderman: What happened here?!

Toby: Gabriel and Smirky.

Slenderman: Did they talk things out?

Toby: They started out talking... and then there was yelling... and then our couch was in the kitchen.

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(Idecide to introduce my new character and it's like this. Wtf..)

Amber:Self care is chugging a lava lamp!

Allison: No.

Amber: glug

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(He'd never actually say this but it fits him.)

Smirky: Hold the fuck up..

Smirky: Literally. I'm the fuck up. Please hold me.

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(To be fair, she did live most of her life in a forest...)

Kagekao: Hey Gabriel!

Gabriel: What do you want? I'm reading a book.

Kagekao: Wow, I didn't know you could read!

Gabriel:

Gabriel: Bitch-

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Smirky: Gabriel, It would be in your best interest not too-

Gabriel: [Holding multiple balloons and a hose] No, Fuck you, My idea is great.

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Gabriel [To Smirky]: Eat some veggies my dude, you're pale as fuck!

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Masky: Is anyone dead in here? It smells like corpses

Jeff: No, I'm alive in here

Masky: Dammit!

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Jeff: Hey BEN! Breathe if you think I'm cute!

BEN:

Jeff:

BEN:

Jeff: BEN you're turning blue-

BEN: [Passes out from lack of oxygen]

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Jane: I need to look really hot tonight, because my personality is going to suck.

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Smirky: You're supposed to be dead!

LJ: Well surprise bitch. I bet you thought you saw the last of me!

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Masky: You can't always control who walks into your life, but you can control which window you throw them out of.

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Slenderman: A young lady shouldn't say "I have to pee." Please politely ask to use the restroom in the future.
Gabriel: Gotcha, Baldy. Now I gotta piss like a racehorse, may I please use the restroom?

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Someone: Do you like boys or girls?
Spledorman: I like everyone!
Someone: No, I mean... Are you gay or straight?
Splendorman: I'm Splendorman!