Random Creepypasta Stuff

Things Said: Part 6

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Smirky: I hate the phrase "Life is short" because life is literally the longest thing you will ever experience.

Kagekao: Unless you experience my penis.

Smirky: *Chokes on drink*

Kagekao: That's not the only thing you'll be choking on.

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Smirky: *Comes home a few minutes late*

Kagekao: Were you having fun wiTH YOUR WHORES

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Kagekao: Talk dirty to me.

Smirky: I'm not wearing any underwear because you never put the fucking laundry in the fucking dryer like I asked you to 100 fucking times.

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Jeff: It's fun to chant "Bloody Mary" into your car's side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

LJ: Being a dick, even to demons.

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Jeff: You can either be trustworthy, or clever. Sure, you can be both, but if you are one of them, you will never need the other.

LJ: That's the smartest thing you've ever said. Are you high?

Jeff: Maybe. (yes)

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Toby: I told you-

Masky: Did you know that 'I told you so' has a brother, Toby? His name is 'Shut the hell up'.

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BEN: Okay, I'm going to open the door.

*Pained screaming on the other side of the door*

BEN: Okay, I'm going to keep the door closed.

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Jeff: Guys, be cool! My brother's on the phone and-

BEN: HI MOM!

Jeff: Oh God.

Jane: Oh, oh, oh! Oh yeah, right there! Yes! Yes!

Hoodie: *Chanting in Latin*

EJ: Put your pants back on!

Masky: Pass the weed dude!

Toby: MOM HOLY FUCK.

Clockwork: * Moans *

Jeff: Why.

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Masky: Hey, why don't you suck a dick?

EJ: Why don't you suck TWO DICKS?

Masky: No, you! But FIVE DICKS.

EJ: You're sucking eight dicks from every direction, like an omni-directional dick suck FEST.

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Zalgo: Kneel!

Crowd: *Kneels*

Zalgo: Wait. Excuse me, pardon me- You there, are you kneeling? Oh wait,sorry- you're just tall.

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Jeff: The only thing I will be waving is your decapitated head on a stickin front of your weeping mother!

Gabriel: Good Lord.