Random Creepypasta Stuff

Things Said: Part 3

Jeff, talking to himself in the mirror: Oh no! you have a serious case of upsexy!

Jeff,still talking to himself: What's upsexy?
Jeff: Haha nothing much how about you?

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BEN: Jeff, is that a tattoo?
Jeff: Don't worry, it's fake.
Smirky: Aww,you got a tattoo to match your personality.

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Kagekao: [Knocks on door]

Slenderman: Who is it?

Kagekao: Your doom!

Smirky: Don't say 'Your doom'! Who opens the door for their doom?

Kagekao: Good point. [To the door] Basket of puppies!

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Zalgo: [Loses Smirky and Kagekao in a crowd]

Zalgo: Finally.

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Smirky: I'd tell you to go to hell, but I never want to see you again

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LJ: Words can't describe how handsome you are.
Jeff: Aww, thanks!
LJ: But numbers certainly can.
LJ: 3/10.

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Kagekao in court:

TheJudge: Anything you say can and will be held against you.

Kagekao, smiling: Boobs.

Smirky: Please hang him.

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[Everyone at a sleepover]

LJ: Alright Offenderman, Tell us the truth, Would you bang a pizza for 30 bucks?

Offenderman: I'd fuck a pizza without the money.

Jeff: The fuCK-

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BEN: What if Google was deleted and we couldn't Google what happened to Google.

Jeff: How high are you?

BEN: 3'.

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Gabriel: Never be upset when you see your ex with someone else. My Mom always told me that people can give their toys to the less fortunate.

Smirky: *WHEEZES*

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(Why do I abuse Smirky so much??)

Gabriel: I'm really good at impressions!

Smirky: Prove it.

Gabriel: Okay, I'll do an impression of your parents.

Gabriel: [Walks away]

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EJ: Look what you've done to my begonias!
Toby: They're Marigolds.
Masky: I think he's right they are Marigolds.
EJ: I may not know my flowers but I know a bitch when I see one.

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Jeff: What's with fangirls? They used to be like "I'm such a big fan teehee!"and now they're just like "FUCK ME DADDY TILL MY FACE FALLS OFF".