Random Creepypasta Stuff

Things said: Part 8

This one is pretty long I'm sorry.

 lmao.

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Slenderman: GET TO WORK, YOU ASSHOLES.

Jeff: What crawled up his ass and died?

BEN: His hopes an dreams.

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Slenderman: Hey BEN, I need to send Zalgo a strongly worded letter. What should I type?

BEN: The Fitness Gram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

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LJ: One time I tried to say 'shut the fuck up' and 'suck my dick' at the same time because somebody started talking and I had just got up and I was in a really bad mood, so it came out as "Shut my dick up".

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Smiley: How long have you been practicing dentistry?

Smirky: What time is it?

BEN: It's 12:22 a.m.

Smirky: About seven hours.

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The English language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I'm incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. Winky face.

— Jane

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*after LJ and Zalgo fight*

Zalgo: Let me explain something to you, Kagekao. When you're in a situation,you don't have time to think. So I thought to myself, "Don't think, Zalgo. Act."

Kagekao: So you weren't thinking.

Zalgo: Not at all. I cannot emphasize enough how little I was thinking.

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Clockwork: Ow, paper cut.

Toby: @ God, what the fuck. What the fuck did she ever do to deserve this. Place her anguish upon me instead. I don't want her to suffer like this

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"His name is Little King Trashmouth. He's gay."

—Slenderman introducing BEN to people

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Zalgo: Good morning, Creepypasta, collecting money for the Macabre ball?

Slenderman: We don't have balls.

Zalgo: I honestly have no response to that.

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"Why," demanded Slenderman, seizing Gabriel's timetable, "have you outlined all your missions with Carolyn in little hearts?"

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IF SLENDERMAN GROUNDS ME FOR YELLING AT ZALGO THEN I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

— EJ

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EJ: Do you want to kick your own ass, or should we do it for you?