Random Creepypasta Stuff

Things Said: Part 5

(I present to you: Redundancy!)

???: Name?

Gabriel: Gabriel.

???: Occupation?

Gabriel: General annoyance.

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Masky: Is something burning?
Toby[Leaning seductively on the counter]: Just my desire for you.
Masky: ...Toby, the toaster is on fire.

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BEN: Is Jane always like this when she loses?
EJ: Oh, yes. You should've been here for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2012.
Jane: YOU BUMPED THE TABLE AND YOU KNOW IT!

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Gabriel: No, I have, like, a ton of followers.
Smirky: Oh, on what app?
Gabriel: App? I'm the leader of a cult.
Smirky: ...I have to go. Right now. Immediately.

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Smiley: Dear life, when I asked if my day could get worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

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Jeff: Of course I'm an organ donor, who wouldn't want a piece of this?

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(Yea I still think Smirky likes cats. @TheNightPhantom Please make that canon I beg you. I'll sell you my soul!)

Gabriel: Hey, guys! How's the sibling bonding going?
Smirky: You're the worst!
Smiley: You sicken me!
Gabriel: I see...
Smirky: I hope you go bald!
Smiley: I hope your cat dies!
Smirky: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

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[Jeff gets stuck on a roof.]

Jeff: Alright, fine. If you guys won't help me, I guess I'll just get myself off.
BEN:
Jane:
Slenderman:
Jeff: Context. Context was important on that one.

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"Hi, Jeff, human form of the 100 emoji."

-Jeff, when introducing himself to anybody.

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Slenderman: You should start taking care of that orphan you have adopted.

Ryan: *Is in the background, making a mess and screaming.*

Zalgo: What?! I thought I said I did that IRONICALLY.

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Kagekao: To sit on the stairs or to move, that is the question.

Gabriel: If you don't move your stupid ass, I'm kicking it down the stairs.

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Sally: I may be 9, but you better be ready to catch these hands.

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Zalgo: *Wearing a shirt that says This is what an AWESOME DAD looks like*

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Gabriel: YO ANYBODY HOME?!

Kagekao: YEA.

Gabriel: DAMMIT.

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Zalgo: Let's all say what we're thankful for.

Everyone in unison: NOTHING.