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Things Said: Part 10

Masky: I've decided to live on my own.

Jeff: Okay, good.

Masky: Your luggage is outside.

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Smirky: Shout out to my mom for making the most perfect kid ever!

Smirky's Mom: Congratulations to your brother!

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Jeff: Is it hot in here or is it just me?

BEN: It's the holy spirit burning inside of me amen.

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Smiley: Smirky, you truly are good for nothing.

Smirky: I've been called worse.

Smiley: Like what?

Smirky: Your brother.

(OHSHIT BOI R O A S T HIM)

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Teacher: Okay, are there any questions?

Jeff: I have one. Which sex positions make the ugliest children?

Jane: *yells from the back of the room* Ask your mother!

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EJ: What room would be the hardest to find you in?

Ryan: Which one?

EJ: The living room...

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Jeff: The choices of the beautiful are unbearable.

Lucy: Your life must be really easy then!

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Lucy: Are you okay?

Smirky: Yes... Why are you asking?

Lucy: Because you asked the clerk at the store earlier if damage repair shampoo also works on emotions.

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(I'm gonna start calling Smile Dog SD from now on.)

Slenderman: Why do you still like that knife of yours? It's getting old.

Jeff: You're getting old but I still like you.

Slenderman: Smile Dog must have fed you some of his dog food because you're being a bitch.

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Smirky: People ask why I act like a bitch. And then they remember my brother.

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Smirky:*shows up at a hospital*

Doctor: Can I help you?

Smirky: *hands them a piece of paper* I'd like to make a return please.

Doctor: This is your birth certificate.

Smirky: I want to return myself.

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LJ: You really hate me, don't you?

Allison: I'm not saying I hate you, but I'd unplug your life support to charge my phone

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"You are what you eat."

EJ: Well I don't recall seeing Masky eating a huge disappointment.