He's a wonderful doctor!

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(Just a tiny thing to keep y'all patient!)

Smiley: You know, I used to think the Hippocratic Oath was a hip-hop band.

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Smiley: I now pronounce you legally dead.

Ryan: Could I get a second opinion?

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Smiley: Shit, I've accidentally given one of you LSD.

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Smiley: Don't mix prescription medicines. Unless you're BEN.

Smiley: NO WAIT ECSPECIALLY IF YOU'RE BEN.

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Smiley: I'm injecting 55ccs of arsenic.

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Smiley: How do you spell placebo?

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Smiley: I think I'm pretty good as a doctor!

Guy in the background: I can't feel my legs..!

Smiley: Yeah I think I've really found my calling.


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