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Things Said: Part 9

(After the latest special chapter)

Carolyn: Hey, are you alright?

Gabriel, lying on the floor: How could you think I'm alright after that?!

Carolyn: Ok then, I'll just leave you to rot. Bye.

Gabriel: You're the worst!

Carolyn: Love you too.

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Jeff: No one ever believes me when I'm telling the truth.
Jeff: I suppose it's the curse of being a devastatingly handsome man.

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Slenderman: LJ is missing, can you find him?
Smiley: What, do you think I have him microchipped or something?
Slenderman: Well do you?
Smiley: ...Yeah, hang on.

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(I have.. accidentally made them friends??)

Lucy: Hey, how would you like your coffee?
Smirky: As dark and bitter as my soul.
Lucy: ...One glass of milk, coming up!

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EJ: Has anyone seen BEN?

BEN: *lying face down on the floor* Present.

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Smirky: Just once, I'd like a childhood memory I don't have to repress.

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Carolyn: So who is this Slenderman? And what makes him so special?

Gabriel: He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he-

Carolyn: Alright stop right there.

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Carolyn: You know, I think we should try a non-violent approach to resolve this.

Jeff: I agree. Except replace "non" with "extremely"and after the word "violent", include the phrase "blood explosion extraordinaire".

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Jeff: When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.

BEN: That's a genius move.

Jeff: Thanks.

BEN: You're welcome Jork.

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Masky: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?

LJ: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

Masky: Oh.

LJ: I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.

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(Ain't trying to insult anyone! I just thought this was funny.)

Toby: I set fire to my neighborhood after brutally murdering my family.

Fandom: That's adorable.

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About Smirky, who is currently lying face down on the ground:

Toby: He's fine.

Lucy:He's dead.

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