Things Said: Part 2

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Still wondering why I named my female oc Gabriel...

Smirky belongs to TheNightPhantom! (Go check her out she's cool)

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Gabriel: Oh, no. You're getting an idea, aren't you?

LJ: Yeah.

Gabriel: Is this idea gonna get me in trouble?

LJ: Maybe.

Gabriel: Is this idea gonna cause me physical pain?

LJ: Yeah, definitely.

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Smirky: Ssshh, do you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness.

LJ: That's the sound of people dying.

Smirky: Exactly. Screaming and then silence.

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Smirky: I already know that I'm going to hell. Now it's just go big or go home.

Smirky: Have you ever had one of those days when you're holding a stick and every body looks like a piñata?

Smirky: Because that's everyday for me.

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Jeff: You see. People have been pointing and laughing at me all morning.

Jane: Not true. People have been pointing and laughing at you your whole life.

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Jane(To BEN): Hey, h2hoe!

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Jeff: Talk to him, that's what friends do.

Smirky: Nope. I'm gonna wait 'til I'm on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately.

Jeff:That's your plan for dealing with this?

Smirky: That's my plan for dealing with everything. I have 77 arguments I'm going to win that way.

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Jeff: Gabriel can't talk to me like that! I'm gonna go over there and kick her ass! Will you help me?

BEN: Jeff, I don't think us getting our asses kicked is a solution.

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Gabriel: Hospitals aren't fun to fight through.

Smirky: What is fun to fight through?

Gabriel: Gardens,electronic shops, antique stores... but only if they're classy.

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( IT WORKED ON BRO )

BEN: I've figured out why you're such a jerk. You have updog.

Smirky: What's up dog?

BEN *yelling out the door*: LJ, get in here! I told you I could do it!

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Smirky: You look pretty.

Kagekao: Huh?

Smirky: I said you look shitty, goodnight!

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Slenderman: What are you doing here? Five words or less.

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