Well I was bored, so naturally I decided to ring my BFF - Bob. Yes, Bob from the Nutella place.
Farrah @SarcasticNutella unknowingly cowrote this.
Dedication to...
@bumblebeenatalie4
Because I picked a random follower.
Enjoy.
Me: *dials*
Bob: Hello this is the Nutella company, my name is Bob how can I -
Me: BOB! HEY BUDDY It's me, Becky again
Bob: Oh god no
Bob: *hangs up*
Me: *dials again*
Kerri: Hello you've reached the Nutella-
Me: I'm bored, shut up now
Kerri: excuse me?
Me: I'm Becky
Kerri: Bob's friend, am I right?
Me: Yep BESTIES BFF FOREVER HE'S GOING TO BE MY MAID OF HONOUR OMG WE ARE SO CLOSE ITS NUTS
Kerri: I'll put you through to him then
Bob: Hello this is-
Me: BOBBBBBBBB! Hey man
Bob: It's not -
Me: BECKY!!! YEAH
Bob: Oh God
Me: Wait wait wait Farrah died again
Bob: Poor diddums boo hoo *hangs up*
Me: To hell with you! *Hangs up*
Me: *messages* hey Bob hung up, please call him for me
Farrah: OKAY!
Farrah: *dials*
Bob: This is the Nutell-
Farrah: Boy I know! It's my home
Bob: And how may I -
Farrah: Shut up
Bob: Huh? Excuse m-
Farrah: DUDE Shut the frick up
Bob: Um
Farrah: So my friend Becky--
Bob:Becky. ha. *hangs up*
Farrah: The quality is bullshit thankyou very much. *hangs up*
Farrah *messages* BECKY HE HUNG UP
Me: What a @#$%
Farrah: IKR
Me: Call back. There's another chick there
Farrah: You call
Me: They already all know me. Kerri doesn't know you.
Farrah: Fine
Farrah: *dials*
Kerri: Hi you've reached the -
Farrah: I WANT TO TALK TO BOB PLEASE
Kerri: He's unavailable
Farrah: It's an EMERGENCY
Kerri: Fine
Kerri: (in background) Bob it's for you, I'll pass the call
Bob: No. Crazy People. Scary
Kerri: She's new
Bob: What's her name?
Kerri: What's your name, love?
Farrah: Tia
Kerri: Tia. Bye love
Bob: Hi you've reached the -
Farrah: I THOUGHT WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS I ALREADY KNOW anyway my friend Becky is dead. And you will be soon if you don't freaking let me make a reservation for her funeral. I need -
Bob: Becky AGAIN? No!! *HANGS UP*
Farrah: *messaging* Becky
Farrah: Becky
Farrah: Becky becky Becky BECKY
Becky: what? I was kind of busy
Farrah: doing what
Me: My dad bought me a Nutella-flavoured-chocolatecake-flavoured-Magnum. It was a Magnum that was chocolate cake flavoured, but tasted like Nutella... heaven in a fatty gooey dripping thing
Farrah: I'm jealous
Me: I was jealous of myself anyway what's up
*both start planning*
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