Hollstein: One Shot Prompts

I Mean Novocaine

Carmilla is calmly sitting in the waiting room of a dentists office when Laura, who has just gotten her wisdom teeth taken out, sits down next to her and begins running her mouth while high on drugs the dentist had given her.

Carmilla sits patiently reading a book in the waiting room for her brother - Will - to be finished with his regular one month tooth check up. She pays no attention to anything going on around her surroundings. Whether that be a baby crying in the corner, a woman arguing with someone over the phone or a doctor calling someone in for their appointment. She just continued to read her book in silence in wait.

Well, she did that until she couldn't anymore.

It was after 10 minutes of waiting that a blonde came stumbling onto the chair next to her. Carmilla continued to pay attention to her book....

Well that was until said blonde started speaking.

"Heeeeyyyyyy! Uhhh, who..who the hell are you pretty lady? Are you a goddess? You're totally a goddess, right?" The young woman slurred. Carmilla rolled her eyes and ignored her. Laura, with her eyes barely open and her numb mouth, tried and failed to pout. "Come oooonnnnn. Don't be a meanieeeeee. I just want to know your name you ssssexy lady." Laura wined through her slurs. Carmilla looked at the blonde and supressed a scoff, but a small amused smile crawled onto her lips when she took in the sight.

"Carmilla. And you are so drugged, sweetheart." Carmilla chuckled as a sleepy shocked look came onto Laura's face. "Drugged? No no no. Dad can't know about this, H-hhee will kill me. Drugsss are bad mmm'kay Carm? Don't do drugs...." Laura's voice trailed off as Carmilla began to chuckle at her and she looked to her face. Laura's eyes widened as much as they could in her current state, and she gasped loudly. "Ohhhh my gosshhhh, holy Hufflepuff your laugh isss like....angels singing babe! And wow you are pale. Did you know you're pale? OH MY GOD, ARE YOU A VAMPIRE?!?! Wooooowwww, you are sooooo much better looking than that Edward guy! And I'mmmm not just saying that cuzzzz I'm, like, suuuuuper gay. Like, reeeaaallly into the femalessss. Females are so greeeaat, and hooooot, but you're the hotessst I've evvverrr seen! Are you gay too Caaarrrm?" Laura asked lazily, her head falling onto Carmilla's shoulder.

And that shoulder was bouncing up and down erratically due to the fact Carmilla was laughing so hard. It got to the point she ended up getting tears building up in her eyes. "Oh, cutie. You are so high right now." Carmilla chuckled through her laughing fit. Laura bunched up her face a bit. "Mmmmy name isn't cuuutie. it'ssss Laura Holllllisss." She whined, her face burying itself into  Carmilla's neck. "But, like. Do-do you have fangsss? Are they sharp? Ca-can I see them?" Laura stumbled as she attempted to lift her head off of Carmilla's shoulder.

Carmilla smirked. While she wasn't a vampire, she did have some decently sharp teeth. So, in order to have a bit of fun, Carmilla lifted the blonde's head and showed her pearly whites.

Laura gasped. "Wooooaaahhh! You DO have fangs!" Laura exclaimed as she let her head fall to Carmilla's neck again. "I bet those would hurt a lot. Buuuut, like, when you have sssex and stuff and you bit sssomeone's nnnneck it would also be, liiiike, really hot. I think I would like that, it would be sexy I think." Laura mumbled into Carmilla's ear.

Carmilla snorted. She managed to convince Laura that she's a vampire. That was just marvellous. How could it get any better?

"Well love, if you want to try it..." Carmilla let that hang in the air for a bit to wait for Laura's reaction.

Laura looked back up to Carmilla and gasped excitedly. "Yaaaayyy! You wannnna have sex and bite me! The pretty lady likes me! Good job with the seduction job Hollis!" She yelled as excitedly as she could. To which Carmilla just laughed whole heartedly to the point her stomach started to hurt.

These types of shenanigans continued until Will came back to tell Carmilla he was all good to go home. But when Carmilla tried to get up, Laura weakly wrapped both her arms around one of Carmilla's and whimpered. "Nooooo, I don't want you to go Carm-sexy. We still haven't done it so that you can bite me with your fangs!" She cried, and started sobbing when Carmilla pried her arms off and walked away in a laughing fit.

On the way to the car, Will chuckled and nudged Carmilla. "What was that kitty cat? That girl just begged you to bite her with your fangs while you have sex?" He laughed, Carmilla joining him soon after. "She was drugged, Willy boy. Obviously a wisdom tooth patient. She saw how pale I was and now she thinks I'm a vampire. And she's apparently super gay for me." Carmilla leaned against the car to calm down after laughing again. 

Will chuckled and opened the passenger side door. "So, do you know her? Are you going to see her again?" He asked with an amused tone and a raised eyebrow. Carmilla opened her door and smirked.

"Well Momma's boy, I might try to find her at a time when she's not high off novocaine..." Carmilla trailed off as she shut her door and put the keys into the ignition.

"Plus...she was really cute. And if you tease me for this or tell anyone I will tear out your spine, fresh meat!"