Finah: where would we all be if i hadn't accidentally added lauren's number to this gc?
Allysus: OH! I KNOW! I THINK ABOUT THAT ALL THE TIME! PICK ME! PICK ME!
Allysus:
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Finah: yes mama als it's story time, tell us what would've happened
ManiBear: 🙂
Mila: ....
Allysus: alright, so
Allysus: obviously camren wouldn't be together
Finah:
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Allysus: SHUT UP, i'm going somewhere with this
Finah: 🤐
Allysus: so, camren wouldn't be together. and because they both make each other a bajillion times happier than they were before (cause let's be real, mila, half the time you weren't even there mentally), they would both probably be sad and damaged
Mila: great, thanks ally, i love hearing stuff like this 🙄
Allysus: i. was. not. FINISHED.
Allysus: and because camren is camren, they would still find some super gay way to come together anyway
Finah: yes 😭😭😭 my ship is so amazing they can defy all odds
Allysus: anyway, so i probably would still be with troy. if lauren hadn't done what she'd done, he would've kept showing up and pushing me
Allysus: dinah and mani wouldn't be together, cause let's be real, dinah's constant pushing for camren made them realize they liked each other just as much as lauren's pushing caused mani to realize she liked dinah. mani, i love you, but you tend to be oblivious to things around you and your own feelings.
ManiBear: fair enough
Allysus: finally, us four and our friendship probably wouldn't be as solid
Allysus: think about all the times she's fixed the tiny, stupid, overdramatic arguments we've had.
Allysus: like that time dinah took $10 from mila's wallet to buy herself lunch and mila didn't talk to her for 2 days until lauren had mani and i trick you both into coming to my house and forced you to talk to each other
Finah: ye that was dumb af
Mila: it was not! you took my money! i spent f o u r hours doing yard work to earn that
Finah: here we go again 🙄
Finah: i told you i was sorry, and i payed you back! i gave you $5 more as interest!
Mila: because l a u r e n told you to
Allysus: exactly
Finah: ...
Mila: ...
ManiBear: do we need to call lauren again i stg
Allysus: you have no room to talk
Allysus: remember that time you and dinah had a fight because you thought she was giving fuck-me eyes to a waitress
ManiBear: 😒
ManiBear: we're never going back to that restaurant.
Finah: i was looking at the chicken wings!
Finah: why, ally? why does every example you bring up make me look like the bad guy?
Allysus: 🤷♀️
Allysus: there was the time mila was pissed at mani because she spilled soda on her phone and totally ruined it and mila had to buy a new one
Allysus: are you happy? that one doesn't include you
ManiBear: actually 👆 dinah caused me to spill it by shoving me
