HMU

one hundred twenty three

Lauren: i am not whipped

Finah: um, check again, bitch

Finah: remember that time we all went to the zoo and camila wanted a stuffed tiger from the gift shop but she didn't bring any money so you bought her a stuffed tiger, koala, AND a kangaroo?

Finah: or the time we went to that restaurant and we all shared a pizza but camila was still hungry so you bought her A WHOLE PIZZA to take home. and then when we got back, she said she wanted to share it with you so you sat on the couch while we watched movies EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE FULL and proceeded to eat it with her.

Allysus: OOH I'VE GOT ONE

Allysus: remember the time we went to that concert at the bar but it was raining and camila was complaining we'd have to walk in it since the parking was super full so you dropped us off at the entrance and went to find parking and when you got inside you were soaked head to toe

ManiBear: that was funny lol

ManiBear: but my favorite was when we went to the movies and they argued a solid twenty minutes in the car because lauren wanted to give camila her free candy bar coupon she had but camila didn't want to take it cause she "didn't want to steal from her lolo" so they ended up picking out a candy bar they both liked and shared it cause camila said she wouldn't do anything else

Mila: my lolo treats me so well 😊

Lauren: i'm not whipped. i just like doing things for my girlfriend.

Finah: ......because you're whipped

Lauren: I'M NOT.

Finah: oh yeah? tell that to the lauren that INJURED HER FOOT ON A SHOPPING CART TRYING TO PROTECT HER GIRLFRIEND AND THEN WENT ON TO MAKE SURE HER UNINJURED GIRL WAS OKAY MEANWHILE SHE COULDN'T STAND ON HER OWN.

Lauren: ........

Lauren: your point?

Finah: 🤦‍♀️ mila, knock some sense into your girl

Mila: ..babe?

Lauren: yes?

Mila: i think what dinah is trying to say.......hear me out.........is that you are whipped for me

Lauren: oh yeah, definitely, whatever you say babe

Finah: .......whipped

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