HMU

seventy two

Finah: i really don't understand cow milk

Allysus: ............

ManiBear: baby, are you high rn?

Finah: no i swear i'm not

Finah: i'm just saying, who was the one to look at a cow and go, "hm.... i want to milk that."

Finah: it's weird, right???

Finah: like, humans produce their own milk. we could get it from ourselves.

Finah: who's idea was this????

ManiBear: ...u are so weird

Allysus: mani, maybe u should dump ur girl for me

Finah: now bitch hold up

ManiBear: hmm, tempting

Finah: bITCH back off allyson

ManiBear: we're just kidding, honey

Finah: allyson isnt 😤

Allysus: 🤷‍♀️

Finah: hey wait...

Finah: where's camren?

Allysus: they usually don't get off facetime till around 6

ManiBear: lmao ally, ur such a stalker

Allysus: am not! our houses are just like 2 inches away from one another

ManiBear: that... is no excuse

Allysus: CAMILA HAS LITERALLY SEEN MY ASS, OKAY??? I HAVE A RIGHT TO STALK HER TOO

Allysus: FOR REVENGE

Finah: .....honey are you sure this doesn't stem from a little more than a few pictures camila took

Allysus: SHE SHOWED YOU???

ManiBear: and me too

ManiBear: and probably lauren

Finah: oh, it was hilarious

Finah: mila says she could hear i wanna dance with somebody playing when she caught you mid booty-shake as you danced around getting changed

Allysus: and this is why i close my blinds now

Allysus: WHY ARE MY FRIENDS SO WEIRD

Finah: 🤷‍♀️

Mila: guys

Finah: aYYYY camren's done early!! spill all the deetz, i want to know every last adorable word you two shared

Mila: actually, lauren isn't picking up

Mila: ive called her like fifty times

Mila: she missed our time for the facetime and now i'm worried cause she always tells me if she can't make it to one of our facetimes but she isn't answering my texts or calls or anything

Allysus: oh shit hang on girl, i'll be over in literally like 5 seconds

Finah: she won't answer? that's really unlike her

ManiBear: did ya'll get into an argument or smth?

Mila: no, i don't think so

Mila: she was being a little weird after i lyric pranked her but other than that she seemed set for our facetime

Finah: maybe she's just busy and can't get to the phone? like her dad needed her or something?

Mila: maybe, but unlikely

Mila: again, she wouldve told me she couldnt facetime

Finah: oh god

Finah: do we need to make an emergency drive? i know you won't sleep until we make sure she's okay

Finah: is she answering anyone else?

ManiBear: no

Allysus: nada

Finah: ok, shit

ManiBear: i'm getting my parent's car now. i'll come get you guys

Finah: wait! maybe we should wait? i mean, how long has it been mila?

Mila: we were supposed to call at three so a little over two and a half hours?

Finah: that's.. not that long. just wait it out a little longer, mila. she's fine, i promise.

Mila: you can't promise that, though

Allysus: ....

Allysus: bet u all wish i was two inches from lauren's house, don't ya?

Finah: ........

Finah: not the time, als

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