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Lauren: GUYS DHFJJSJFKS

Lauren: YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO I JUST RAN INTO AT THE GROCERY STORE

ManiBear: BEYONCÉ??? PLEASE SAY BEYONCÉ

Lauren: no why the hell would beyoncé be in a miami publix

ManiBear: idk but that would be really fucking cool

ManiBear: imagine you're just shopping for a box of mini wheats and beyoncé is next to you trying to decide between cocoa puffs and cheerios

Finah: why would you be buying mini wheats? you hate any cereal that's not special k

ManiBear: first of all, special k is the shit. second of all, i just thought lauren would be the type to buy mini wheats

Mila: oh she is, she has like 3 different flavors in her cabinet

Lauren: STOP TALKING ABOUT CEREAL THIS IS IMPORTANT AND ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL

Allysus: damn okay i was trying to ignore all this to finish my essay but my interest is peaked

Allysus: ya'll shut up and let lauren speak

Lauren: THANKS MOM

Lauren: ANYWAy

Lauren: i was getting taylor's favorite cookie mix cause she and her boyfriend just broke up and i wanted to cheer her up when i hear this voice

Lauren: i knew who it was immediately and i was about to dash outta the aisle to avoid him

Lauren: but......i accidentally misjudged where the voice was coming from and ran right into him

Lauren: anyway so it was my ex boyfriend brad

Lauren: and so i'm like "hey.....don't think i've ever seen you in jeans." cause he usually mimics his dad and didn't have his own wardrobe like at all and wasn't independent whatsoever and it was actually pathetic how much of a suck up he was

Lauren: but yeah so he goes "yeah...a lot's changed with me"

Lauren: and i'm like "oh? did you meet a girl who finally knocked some sense into you?"

Lauren: aND JUST AS THIS BOY IS ABOUT TO ANSWER

Lauren: ANOTHER GUY COMES FROM AROUND THE CORNER WITH A BOX OF CRACKERS THAT HE PUTS INTO BRAD'S CART AND PLANTS A KISS ON HIS CHEEK

Lauren: BRAD IS GAY AND HIS BOYFRIEND'S NAME IS JAMES AND I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS HAPPY TO SEE ONE OF MY EX'S BEFORE

ManiBear: i wasn't sure where this was going and honestly i'm very pleased with the results

Finah: was his bf cute?

Lauren: i mean sure

Lauren: i didn't really notice over all the gAY hand holding and gosh i wish i'd known that boy was gay

Lauren: it never occurred to me that he was always such a suck up because he had something to hide from his homophobic father

Lauren: but yeah

Lauren: lips or not, i've discovered brad is pretty alright

Mila: cAN WE GO ON A DOUBLE DATE WITH THEM?

Finah: bring us too, bitch. the fuck.

Allysus: i wanna come? don't leave me out

Lauren: LEAVE BRAD ALONE HE'S MY GBF

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