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Hades X Reaper! Reader

Hades X Reaper Reader

Requested by @JJeAmthyst2

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A/n- Okay, I'm not trying to be rude but I need to get these points across. When I say requested are closed...guess what I mean. Requested are closed!!!

Okay that's it, hehe, enjoy the story. I am stressed and have a fudging stiff neck and I can't move so why do I go on my phone and stress more with writing? Because it's my hobby and I have no life.

"Aw, common, (N/n)." The blue, hot-headed (a/n- hehehehehehe) male whined.

You glared and pulled down your black, hooded cloak so your face was hidden. "Hades, what in hell-"

"How many times did I tell you. This is hell. Don't use it in such a profound way." He grabbed you hood, pulling it down to reveal your bloodshot eyes.

"Don't touch the cloak."

Hades jumped back, "Gosh, darling. How much would it take for you to make yourself look presentable."

You pushed him back, "Just tell me what you want."

He grinned, sitting back in his chair. You sat across from him, a coffee table in the middle of you both, along with two mugs.

"Hmm, I need you to bring someone's life to an early end. His name is H-"

"Hercules (A/n- Mulligan), I know him. I know you. And I won't do it." You took a sip of the mug, grinning as he glared at you.

"I-"

You let out a sigh, ignoring him as you savored the drink. "Yum, the blood of my enemies. How'd you know?"

Hades stood swiftly and suddenly, his hair and skin red, as he tossed his mug. You didn't flinch or react, but your lips soon formed into a smirk.

"I got it!" Cried a voice as one of his little minions scooped of the broken glass and spilt drink.

"(Y/n)! (Y/n), (Y/n), (Y/n)," He continued your name, his voice getting softer as he cooled down. (A/n- hehehehehehhe)

"Uh, you called? Several times?" You responded in a sing-song voice, tilting your head with a smile.

He shot you a glare, but sat back down, folding his hands. "Pain! Panic! Bring me another drink." Hades hollered, and was soon brought a new mug. He sipped it, then sighed.

"What do you want? Money? Fame? Glory?" He crossed his arms after putting down the mug.

"Who do you think I am." You snorted, "You expect me to go hand the devil a few hundred bucks so I can get an off day? No. But, I do want something!" You cried, grinning.

He smiled, "And that is?"

"For you to leave me alone!" You seethed, standing quickly and hunching over the table. Your faces were inches smart as you growled.

He stared at you in fear before beaming, "Deal! Kill him, painfully and slowly, please, and I won't ever mess with you again!" You didn't move, eyes wide, and he smirked. "Unless you want me to mess with you~" He purred, grabbing your chin and pulling your face closer. You pushed back, grabbing your scythe and pointing it towards him.

Did you want to never see him again? Yes, (Y/n), why else would you start this conversation with yourself? Shut up, (Y/n), I wasn't asking you. Uh, yes you were.

You squeezed your eyes shut to try and block out the voice in your head. "Deal." You couldn't miss the small frown on Hades face, but he threw his hand out in front of him and nodded.

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You stumbled, falling to the ground after you had teleported to the Under World.

"Hades." You yelled, clutching your fists.

Soon, the one-and-only was standing in front of you.

"You rang, Darling." He hummed, helping you up and keeping you to his chest. You had used all your willpower to kill that man. He was just to perfect. He saved life's of many, which helped your job soooooo much. You pushed yourself away, panting as you held a finger so you could catch your breath.

"The deals off."

He stepped back, "What?"

"I told you. The deal. Is. Off."

And that's when he caught on. A large blow knocked you back. You landed on your feet, teleporting away just as he was about to strike you again.

"Woah, Hades-no need to start a fist fight-"

"It was a deal-"

"Cool your tits!" You screeched, shutting him up immediately, "One, he's a crowd favorite. Even the gods love him. So they won't be happy with me. Also, lemme just say. This seriously helps my job. Less people dead, less people I need to do that guide-to-heaven-or-hell thing. Also, you don't have as much Hercules obsessed people down in the pits of despair! So, what I'm needing right now, is a 'Thank You, (Y/n)! You're the best! I love you!'" You gestured a small wave to dismiss the dialogue, "Aw, no problem, babe, I love you t-" You frozen to late, his face also in a statue of shock. "Did I say that? Oh! I meant, I love you as like...an acquaintance. Yeah, you're an acquaintance. Or, you know, just a pair of mutual co-workers. You know, death takes a lot and we-we're those cool co-workers that...love each other in a none lovey way."

Wow, great save. That was as cool as Hades hair.

"Did (Y/n) the Reaper of death and life just say 'I love you?' To Hades?"

You opened your mouth to speak, then pointed a finger, "Actually, technically you said it too."

He glared at you, and you so badly wanted to smirk at your wittiness.

Idiot. I know I'm one, but that was funny. You get it? Cause I was mocking him and I said it as him- I get it, stupid, I'm the same person as you. I'm going mad why are the voices in my head fighting am I crazy no way am I crazy well I do kill a lot of people and I do somehow like Hades more then whatever we were before this but-

"Stop arguing with your inner voices and man up, did you-"

"-As acquaintances." You cut him off, widening your eyes and walking off backwards, slowly.

"(N/n)-"

"As friendly, co-worker acquaintances."

"(Y/n) (M/n) (L/n)-"

"Oh, someone died! Grandpa Johny gotta head to...what's that inner voice? You're making this all up for an excuse to leave? Yes, why yes I am," You waved and teleporting, quickly saying a, "Bye!"

A/n- Hope you enjoyed it!