The Government Vlogger

Chapter 3: Videos

Then the videos began... "Hi, guys! So today I am going to dress put my cat! I got her this tutu and this nail polish and..." The first of five videos began. Dylan was going to dress up his cat and the four teens laughed as they thought, "this isn't going to end well.". By the end of the video, Dylan was covered in scratches made by cat claws. "So, I'm going to go and fix...um..this!" He stated has he gestured toward his face. "Bye, everyone! I will see you guys tomorrow!" Dylan concluded has he ended the video. The next videos started and ended the same. Dylan was excited and before he knew it, he was hurting himself, either by inhaling smoke from burning plastic or eating stuff that shouldn't be eaten. In the second video, Dylan Samm was trying the 30,000 calorie sandwich. The third was a shopping haul. Then the fourth was making prank calls. Finally, the vlog they were waiting for, "Famous People Creepy Theories". The four have been waiting for this video all week, and now they can watch it! After a 30 second ad, the video began.

"Hey, guys! So today I am doing another "Creepy Theories" video. So before I start, I just want to say that I don't mean to offend anyone that might get mad at some stuff today."

"This must be a good one if he is saying that!" Max exclaimed.

Then, Dylan began to explain some theories. For example, Josh Belver, who is a famous singer, was accused of being an amphibian from another planet. Then there was a video Dylan showed proving this accusation of Josh by showing that his skin changed colors, from tan to green in a millisecond.

After that, he brought up a theory that blew everyone's mind.

"Okay so guys I thought of this theory myself and I have videos to prove it. It sounds a little far-fetched but bear with me on this one. What if some celebrities are robots programmed and ran by the government to brainwash us?" Dylan questioned.

"What?" The four teens asked in unison.

"I mean all those famous pop stars out have some pretty weird songs." Dylan stated as he played some songs for examples. "And look at this one played backwards." He announced as he played the song backwards. "See! It clearly said, "The government sees and knows all. Do not mess with it."

"It did sound a lot like that." Max told his friends.

"Oh come on, Max! That didn't sound anything like that!" Sheila responded.

"I think it did! And it gave me the creeps!" Brody replied.

"Guys! Shoosh! It's starting to get good!" Christine announced.

The video continued on with more theories about the government controlling celebrities and the media. Then the video was coming to an end.

"That's it for today guys! Make sure you like this video if you enjoyed it! Once again, I don't mean to offend anyone by these videos. There are just theories and I am not saying that they are true in any way. Thank you guys and I will see you in the next video on Monday!" Dylan concluded as a blue screen popped up and had the words "like and comment" in bold letters. The four got up and began to put their stuff away, but they didn't notice that there were five extra seconds left in the video after the blue screen went away. While they were busy talking about their favorite video of this week, Dylan came back on in the video and said...

"What if I found out stuff I didn't need to know?...Oh well, I should be fine."

After he said that, the video finally ended and none of the teens noticed.