Na Naija We Dey

My Phone Battery

Today I was coming back from town in the bus,there was a very pretty girl.

All the guys in the bus were
staring at her. Many of them passed
their destination without knowing, I sat next to her,actually.

I did all the signs I could to make her feel my presence but all in vain.

An idea came to my mind. I took my
phone and faked a call:

Me: Hello Mum,you see what i'm saying? I'm sick of British Airways! I told you this before! They've just cancelled my flight to the US. This is why i prefer Royal Dutch Airlines.

Above all,could you believe i'm in a public vehicle? On my way back from the Airline office,my 2016 Leather Roofer Wrangler got bad.

Before i left home,Dad planned using the Bentley Continental,and i guess also that you would've been out with your 2016 Mercedes Benz GLE 450.

Please ask the driver to rush down here with the 2017 Cabriolet Range Evogue and pick me up.

Don't worry, mum...,OK...,i will...,i will...,thank u,mum...! Love you too,mum...,bye!

All this while the girl was looking at me, I said in my heart that she will fall for me if I talk to her ...

Me: Hi baby, why are you looking at me like that? Are you surprised?

Girl: Please collect your phone battery. It fell down when you
were removing it from your pocket.....

Blood of Zachariah!!! I
couldn't raise my head till I got down
from the car.

😂😂😂😂😂

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