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Quote of the Day

Quote of the day.

*Married women should be provided with uniform, for easy identification.*

*There is too much confusion in the streets*

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If you used to hide 3pieces of meat under the plate and cover them with rice. Gather here let's take a selfie 🤳 😂 😂 😂 😂

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People that were owing Lazarus,..I wonder how they felt when Jesus woke him up from death...

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Avoid guys that normally off the vehicle engine in holdup or partial traffic. My dear you won’t get a penny from that relationship....

Ladies are my sayings the truth???

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🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
In AFRICA you will hear something like..
"Madam how much is that #100 bread

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Some People Don't Know The Right Time To Greet. How Can I Be Urinating On The Road & you Still Greet Me? Can't you Pretend that you Didn't See Me? 😂😂

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Kenyan women storm the streets to protest lack of men to make them pregnant.

They said and I quote "Our men spend time in bars and come late at home very weak not able to kill the "rat"

Asking their Government to import 1000 Men from Nigeria to impregnate them. Wow.........Who will join me in going to Kenya?
😁😁😁😁

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As a Nigerian girl,  when a man is proposing to you, you must hold your chest and open your mouth wide.....
It's in Nigerian constitution 🤣🤣🤣

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Nobody will get this right....

You are sleeping and you are hungry you have butter cheese and polony in the fridge,what's the first thing you will open?

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*Question of the day*

A Girl was reportedly raped, during the course of the action she reached Orgasm (Sexual Climax)..

The question is, Did she actually enjoy being Raped? or what exactly made her to reach orgasm

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A woman who doesn't sit well invites unnecessary eyes to her self.🤭🤭🤭🤭

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Yoruba Doctors be like...

*"Take two tablets in morning before you wake up"*

😭😭😭

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AFTER SEX.....

Boy: Thanks love I had a nice time...😊

Girl: Me too hun..... but why didn't you tell me you had a "small" guitar?

Boy: It's because I didn't know I was going to perform in a "community hall" 😂😅🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

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King Solomon Married 300 wives & Cheated On them with 700 Women & God Still love him.

Your boyfriend cheated on you with just one woman & the Whole World will not Rest

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You are too proud to kneel down before God in Church, but you kneel down for 8 hours when receiving doggy style, My sister your deliverance demands 30 bottles of annointing oil😒

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*BREAKING NEWS*

The Inspector general of police have today confirmed in an interview that, the distance from Calabar to Port Harcourt is the same as the distance from Port Harcourt to Calabar. Whether you like it or not, you've read it! And there is nothing you can do about it . 😆😆😆😆

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A lot of Nigerian parents are in this UK doing all sort of menial jobs and they don’t mind, so long their kids can get the best education from state schools. Only for some of these kids to waste away or die in gang wars😞

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Madness is when you take off your #70,000 Jean and #10,000 shirt and #20,000 shoes, just to wear Condom that does not even worth #50.
😀😀😀☀

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Some relationships are like ironing boards, they only work when the legs are open.😥😥🙆‍♂🙆‍♂😁😁😁

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For those people who think homosexuality is normal....God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve

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Accused: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Judge: I wasn't talking to you.
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Man: "Ok. But only if you do it like my wife does."
Prostitute: "I can do it in any way. So how does she do it?
Man: "She does it for free."
😂😂