Man: Marry me?
Mary : Do you have a flat?
Man: No
Mary : Do you have a Camry car?
Man: No.
Mary : How much is your salary?
Man: No salary, but I....!
Mary : No but.... ! You have nothing. How can I marry you?
*closes her eyes*
Leave please before I open my eyes !
Man: But I have one estate, three landed properties in GRA, three Ferraris, two Porsches and two G wagon. Why do I still need to buy Camry. How can I be paid salary when actually I'm the BOSS...
Mary : That's why I told you to leave, cause i'm coming to your house myself to propose to you....
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